Death of the Dolls and Time called on the Tits

** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS *** BREAKING NEWS **

The League has today received confirmation that neither the Raggy Dolls nor Tinkerbelle’s Tit’s will be applying for entry into the BeerandBoobs 2011/12 competition.

Sadly we will be without one of the most competitive teams over the last two years in the Dolls and also one of the teams we all looked forward to playing because it meant an almost guaranteed 3 points in the Tits.

Tits manager Johnson has finally admitted defeat in her quest to mix it with the big boys (and Spiros) in the most competitive Fantasy Football League in the world. It will come as no surprise to those that played against her last season that she has thrown in the towel after her, quite frankly, feeble efforts at fantasy management were cruelly exposed by more capable and experienced managers She has instead bequeathed her franchise to husband Neil who will enter the Tits under a new club identity which has yet to be submitted. Let’s hope he has more idea than his misguided and deluded missus!

The absence of the Dolls however will be a big shock to some as they proved more than worthy of their place in the competition with a play off place earned two years ago and despite manager Elaine Hallam losing interest half way through the season last year they battled bravely on without her narrowly missing out on making the play offs again.

This does of course mean there is an opportunity for some new blood to take the opportunity to prove themselves against the best and the worst that the BeerandBoobs league has to offer. Already we have seen the entries of Torpedo Belgrano and the Rusty Browns managed by Andrew Gibson and Sean Parry and we are also aware of other impending new teams applying any day now.

It is shaping up to be another classic competition.

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Posted on July 27, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Sad to see the exit of the Raggy Doll and Kirsty’s hilarous Tits, The Dolls will be missed as they always provided a stern test for any team up againts them, Its also a shame that Kisty’s Tits will now longer be on view every weekend as thier pathetic efforts were a great source of amusement for all the other managers., with the demise of the Tits managers will have to look to matches against BareAssAlona and Rory’s struggling Samurai for easy points

  2. What will the editor be doing for puns this year. Without the tits he’s fucked

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