The World has surely gone mad!!
Something is wrong.
Not something particularly terrible but more subtly wrong.
If you haven’t felt it I suggest you take a closer look at the league table.
The first thing you see is the Phatties at the top. At the top!! WTF! How on earthe did we all allow that to happen? Not only is Mr Rudd top he is also unbeaten. This tells me that he is either on the luckiest streak of his life or that his retirement from Golf has allowed him the time on a Saturday morning to pay some attention to his line ups. Either way Untied manager Brewder is hoping someone comes along to knock him off as his smirking face is putting him off his Friday night kebab.
The next two places below them also make one raise an eyebrow. Real occupy 2nd place despite their manager standing accused of offering sexual favours to potential new signings in the transfer window (see last blog post) and in third place we find BEGD FC!!! This is a team who perenially challenge BareAssAlona for bottom spot. Most of us would not begrudge their Manager Brad his time in the top eight as no one puts as much effort into their team that him but can he win it? the general consensus is no and his time in the top half will be limited so he should enjoy it while he can.
Completing the “odd squad” is Italian Job. Mangaed by a man of such principle and prejudice that he refuses to sign any player from Chelsea/Manchester City/Wales that he denies himself the opportunity to maxise his chances of gaining a high score each week. looking at his previous opponents so far this year it is not really surprising that they are where they are as they have had a very easy start to the season so far.
|2||Real Sociable Dad||4||0||1||321||12|
|5||New Springs 69ers||4||0||1||265||12|
It is of course no surprise to see the Dwarfs and the Girls showing strongly but the top eight has some noticeable ommisions. None of last years winners, Steaua NeedaRest (11th) or the Angry Dragons (17th) have started well and everyone’s favourite Dyslexic Untied have suffered defeats to the highest scoring team in three individual weeks despite scoring well themselves.
It is of course early in the season and normality will surely be restored soon (Even BareAssaolona are out of the relegation places!)
Gameweek 7 starts tomorrow and then a reminder that Gameweek 8 is the first of this years bonus rounds. The highest scoring team in Gameweek 8 will win £10 (or effectively their entry fee back provided they have paid).
Good Luck everyone.