Dragons Manager finds ideal solution to “leaky” defence
Bad News is never welcome in the newsroom here at BeerandBoobs Publications Inc.
This week started well after we reported that Spiros Gall had been received as a returning hero by his home tribe of Pygmy’s in Borneo and with the next round of games due this weekend everything was gearing up for a good weekend.
That was until yesterday, when news reached us that one of the leagues managers was suffering from a serious illness which threatens his attendance at each and every one of his teams matches.
Lee Cooper, manager of the Angry Dragons was told by doctors that he was suffering from a Weak Sphincter and that this was the reason for his recent embarrassing episodes in the dugout while he was experiencing the stressful highs and lows of managing the Dragons.
The brave Cooper decided that rather than hide his embarrassing inability to control this most natural bodily function, he would “come out”, as it were, and hopes to now become a champion for all those suffering from incontinence related illnesses.
He has the full support of his club and today they announced a new and exciting “special” sponsorship deal to help raise awareness and money for their newly adopted club charity, The Bladder and Bowel Foundation.
Fans have been queuing at the club shop in order to purchase the new special edition club kit which will be worn this week. All proceeds from the sale of the shirt will go to the Foundation.
Only 2500 of the shirts are available and are priced at £39.99
We applaud Cooper’s brave decision to bring much needed attention to this difficult and often derided illness.
Lee even offered to pose for us to model his new range of adult incontinence aids although we suspect he has also used the time off to have a Rooney style hair implant as well.