Just Who Is Pulling The Strings At The Miracles?
As you know the Miracles became the only team to be managed by a member of the fairer sex this year after the Kirali Girls financial crisis meant that the club effectively ceased to exist.
The Miracles are the re incarnation of last season’s Kerrbox Kicks Ass and their ‘manager‘ Angela is infamously the better (and taller) half Spiros Gall. Now it must be made clear that the following view is of course in no way the thinking of the BeerandBoobs management and represents the view of the
Managers across the league want to know just how this team is currently sitting proudly at the top of the league after three weeks. Now the obvious argument might be one of “beginners luck” but as we have already stated this is not the first season for Angela ( this is her third) so her credentials as a mediocre female manager are well and truly established. Nor have her scores been lucky in any sense of the word. She tops the table not only on wins but also points difference.
The emails received by the league have made suggestions of a much more nefarious nature, suggesting that the team selection and transfer policy is actually being co ordinated by the smaller but (by his own admission) “more tactically adept” Spiros*.
The results so far certainly suggest that there may be a case to answer but until a formal allegation of corruption is received then no further action can be taken.
Eyes will be closely watching these two teams as they continue their time at the top of the league and should an investigation be requested then the full force of the league constitution will of course be brought to bear on both managers.
*n.b. Of course this is not the first time an allegation of this kind has been made after the Untied manager was accused of running aforementioned defunct Kirali Girls but this instance was fully investigated and found to be simple shit stirring and petty jealousy and the manager was found to be utterly innocent of any impropriety and of course this had no bearing whatsoever on the fact that the club subsequently folded.