BeerandBoobs League in Crisis as BareAssAlona hit top spot.
A groundswell of unrest is beginning to surface within the upper echelons of the leagues elite as the World Famous BeerandBoobs League lurches into a new and unprecedented crisis.
As the results rolled in this morning and the league table was updated many manager’s fear were realised as the competitions perennial whipping boys BareAssAlona were confirmed as being the only team to have won their first four games of the season and as such sit proudly on top of the league.
Now you may well reason that this is very early days in the competition and those managers who are new this year may well wonder what all the fuss is about but believe us when we say that this truly is a disturbing sight. BareAssAlona are known for their porr starts, poor mid season and even worse finish so to see this kind of form is truly astonishing and has left many questioning the validity of the league or even their very participation in it.
Two managers in particular went public today in their dismay that the good name of BeerandBoobs had been denigrated in such a way.
First came Ben Mollitt, manager of current league champions Steaua Needarest who said:
I’m all for scrapping the league. It’s embarrassing to be part of when BareAssAlona are top. It’s brought shame on us all!
Mollit’s comments were closely followed by Spiros Gall, manager of the ArgoDwarfs who added:
Scrap the league as the Dwarfs have imploded anyway. Also I’ve not paid my entry fee yet either.
We think this is a bit harsh to be honest and feel that Mollitt and Gall should be ashamed of themselves for such unsporting behaviour but to be honest we expect it from Spiros these days.
We say Good Luck to Kieron and his BareAss. Its good to see a new team challenging for honours and we hope he manages to maintain a challenge for silverware by the end of the season even though history will suggest otherwise.