BeerandBoobs V Pre Season Preview one
Only two weeks to go now til the start of BeerandBoobs V and it about time we started to have a look at the runners and riders for glory this time around. So far we have lost two teams for sure and gained one new one so many of the rogues in the following gallery will be familiar. We start with last years play off winners.
Spiros and the ArgoDwarfs
Last Season: 5th, Play off Winners
Prediction : 4th
Most likely to: Play his wildcard inside the first 3 weeks
Least likely to: Buy a top shelf magazine without any help.
Last Season: 19th,
Prediction : 14th
Most likely to: Win the cup
Least likely to: Admit Blackpool is a shithole
Last Season: 10th
Prediction : 10th
Most likely to: Feign apathy toward the whole thing
Least likely to: Publicly take it seriously
United by Fear
Last Season: 3rd
Prediction : 6th
Most likely to: Get sued for assault tackling supermarket shoplifters
Least likely to: Pick his team while sober
Who R we Playin Now?
Last Season: 18th
Prediction : 19th
Most likely to: Complain the whole thing is fixed and rigged purely to piss him off.
Least likely to: Be the first to enter BeerandBoobs VI
Last Season: 20th
Prediction : 13th
Most likely to: Improve considerably on last year
Least likely to: Actually win something
Last Season: 2nd
Prediction : 2nd
Most likely to: Win the Play Off Final this year
Least likely to: Tweet
Last Season: 8th, Cup Runner Up
Prediction : 12th
Most likely to: Complain he is not predicted a top 8 finish.
Least likely to: Accept a dubious assist without complaining.
Last Season: 9th
Prediction : 7th
Most likely to: Get bummed by a pervert (see pic)
Least likely to: Have John Terry meet his missus.